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Wife (opening the new trimmer we bought for the dog): What the fuck is this. It’s like…a thumb drive.

Me: It’s USB-A.

Wife: That means nothing to me. Why doesn’t it have prongs?

Me: They know everybody has a USB-A adapter in their house.

Wife: No, Rob! What everyone has is fucking two prong holes and a dot!

@howtophil

Genuine, hearty guffaws. Good lord.