Wife (opening the new trimmer we bought for the dog): What the fuck is this. It’s like…a thumb drive.
Me: It’s USB-A.
Wife: That means nothing to me. Why doesn’t it have prongs?
Me: They know everybody has a USB-A adapter in their house.
Wife: No, Rob! What everyone has is fucking two prong holes and a dot!
Genuine, hearty guffaws. Good lord.